IMPORTANT HEALTH ISSUE FOR WOMEN
Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.
Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.
Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.
Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include:- Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration- Erotic lustfulness - Loss of motor control - Loss of clothing - Loss of money - Loss of virginity - Attractions - Table dancing- Headache - Dehydration - Dry mouth - And a desire to sing Karaoke
WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing. WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
If you know of any other side effects of Margarita usage, please let me know!!!!!!
LOL,That is so funny.
ReplyDeleteThey will also cause you to join a congo line, possibly dance onstage, ooh I could go on but just in case my hubby sees this I better stop.
Love it, you have a new follower.
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Can I pass on the margarita and stick with my red wine? Different taste - same effects!
ReplyDeleteLike your blog - will follow.
Hope the surgery goes OK and you make a quick recovery.
This is hilarious! My hubby and I sing karaoke pretty often and we see lots of people who are having these side effects. We go just to watch them!
ReplyDeleteThis is brilliant. Margaritas also have a dangerous effect - they might make you sing on karaoke - especially when you're tone deaf.
ReplyDeleteYes there is a song that says Tequila make her take her clothes off but this is true for Margarita's too.
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